First off, thanks to whomever it was that started the rumors that I was either dead or in jail. I’m quite certain that I’m alive and well, and I was not in prison. The only reason I can think of that the latter of those rumors was formulated would be because of a profile picture change I made on my personal Facebook page, which depicted me in a “prison” (it was actually just a brewery with a faux jail cell that had a lounge and foosball table inside of it). Can I just say that Facebook-stalking is creepy as all fuck? Feel free to check out the Epoch Art Facebook page if you’d like, but stay off of my personal Facebook page, you weirdos.