The Rumors of my Demise…

Cara Ravens - Towel OutfitOkay, guys and gals. Gear up because this is going to be a long one…

First off, thanks to whomever it was that started the rumors that I was either dead or in jail. I’m quite certain that I’m alive and well, and I was not in prison. The only reason I can think of that the latter of those rumors was formulated would be because of a profile picture change I made on my personal Facebook page, which depicted me in a “prison” (it was actually just a brewery with a faux jail cell that had a lounge and foosball table inside of it). Can I just say that Facebook-stalking is creepy as all fuck? Feel free to check out the Epoch Art Facebook page if you’d like, but stay off of my personal Facebook page, you weirdos.

Okay, so you’re probably wondering just what in the fuck has been happening since it’s been over a month (a month!!) since I posted last. I know, I know… I’m a jerk. But the reason was at Continue reading “The Rumors of my Demise…”

Shower Scene

Polly and Sam - Shower SceneIn celebration of Penn State’s win over Michigan in quadruple overtime, I gladly present a sexy, steamy shower scene starring Polly and Sam! Well, in fact, I would have posted this commission regardless… I just wanted to gloat a bit. That was one crazy fucking game.

Oh, and in case you haven’t noticed, with everyone’s help, I’ve reached my goal for the hardware upgrades! I’ve gotten some seriously large donations from several people, and others who even donated more than once, but the truth is that every single person who donated has been crucial in reaching my goal, and I thank you all. I could not have done it without you guys and gals!

I will be purchasing the new hardware this week. Once it arrives, I will be taking it to my PC guys who did my last two PC builds, and Continue reading “Shower Scene”